helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

  • me if I were a teacher: listen here u little shit
  • copyranter:

I’ve seen a billion GIFs, and this is still my favorite.
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    When a rambunctious kid’s parents aren’t looking.

    imaybedead-butimstillpretty:

Daria understands me
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    lux-kin:

Not everyone wants toddlers…
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People tell me I look mournful. They say, “Cheer up, Dan, it’s not that bad!” Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I’m a happy person.

    stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

    nevvzealand:

    happy birthday someone

    I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

    cuddlesclifford:

    I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM

    50shadezofcarter:

    I text back embarrassingly fast

    or three hours later

    there is no in between